(Source: riddlemetom)

sadeon:

*stabs you in the chest* youre bleeding because you dont floss

(Source: portablemiah)

yesimbeyonce:

a moment of silence for all the hot people who don’t think they’re hot

iphone420:

I actually don’t even know what I’m doing anymore

(Source: sidnugget)

eleanorslamb:

<roll>eye</roll>

(Source: aoiasahinass)

mormondad:

what time is it?

timahtime

punkwiththestutter:

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

(Source: huskerduorhuskerdont)